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Singing Telegrams and Balloons
call (415)824-6725 or (888)339-7925
fax 415-643-3353

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Joan Crawfish (drag character)- like a nightmare of the best kind your "Dearest Mommie" makes her entrance in a black dress and Noxzema covering her face with only her bright red lips shining through. She scolds the celebrant for not inviting her to the party, especially since Mommie hasn't had a role in years. She presents them with a party hat and a horn for tooting as Mommie notices that the room is filthy and the recipient must help Mommie clean up the awful mess with the comet and brushes that Mommie has brought with her. Suddenly Mommie notices that she has something that is poking her in the back and her child must assist her in getting it out. "No Wire Hangers" is heard throughout the room as Mommie in her rage does a mock spanking of her naughty child while leading the rest of the crowd in a special song. Your personal message that is written on our special telegram is read and presented to the celebrant who is advised they must be good or Mommie will return again soon to teach them how to behave. $229.00

 

We service most Northern California cities including: Alameda, Alamo, Albany, Antioch, Atherton, Belmont, Belvedere, Benicia, Berkeley, Brisbane, Broadmore, Burlingame, Campbell, Castro Valley, Claremont, Colma, Concord, Corte Madera, Cupertino, Daly City, Danville, Dublin, El Cerrito, El Sobrante, Emeryville, Foster City, Fremont, Hayward, Hercules, Hillsdale, Kensington, Kentfield, Lafayette, Larkspur, Los Altos, Los Gatos, Marin, Martinez, Menlo Park, Millbrae, Mill Valley, Milpitas, Montclair, Moraga, Mountain View, Newark, Novato, Oakland, Orinda, Pacheco, Pacifica, Palo Alto, Piedmont, Pinole, Pleasant Hill, Pleasanton, Redwood City, Richmond, Ross, San Anselmo, San Bruno, San Carlos, San Francisco, San Jose,San Leandro,  San Lorenzo, San Mateo, San Pablo, San Rafael, San Ramon, Santa Clara, Saratoga, Sausalito, South San Francisco, Stanford, Sunnyvale, Tiburon, Union City, Vallejo, Walnut Creek, Woodside.